if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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