Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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