Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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