He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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