How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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