lets start a swedish sibling band together
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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