do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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