I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
