thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he quoted the bible to break up with me
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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