Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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