i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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