butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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