youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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