Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
