Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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