So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
