It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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