come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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