so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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