I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Success! We fucked roommates!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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