Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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