yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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