fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
God, I missed his penis.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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