I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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