now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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