I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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