When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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