I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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