just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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