I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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