Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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