this boner is exhausting
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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