Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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