This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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