I look better un-naked...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?