glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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