We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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