Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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