im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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