So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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