ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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