Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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