In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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