party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
