escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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