hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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