piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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