can u get pink eye on your cock?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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