we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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