we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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