I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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