I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
