would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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